The Republic of SS Jordan Battle is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 709 million SS Jordan Battleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The SS Jordan Battlean economy, worth 29.1 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,055 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SS Jordan Battle's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SS Jordan Battle is ranked 114,802^nd in the world and 4^th in Belesamic states for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,707.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.